A Game Divine?

In spite of the title i am not going to talk about love since this is not among my favorite subjects anymore. However I am going to talk about relationships and what they imply.

First of all women. Single women. There are 2 types of single women. Those single and looking desperately, and those single and defenetely not looking. However amog these you will find the single, independent and with the occasional affairs, but this does not make them less single. By reading this you would be tempted to think you are in the last category. You stand corrected since I can guarantee you ARE looking. Not actually with a candle for Mr. Right but that doesn´t make you less of a searcher.

Dear men, you shall recognise this type of woman easily. She goes out with few friends, those NOT single, so that you have no other chance but engage in a discussion with her. Usually she is the best dressed. Best dressed DOES NOT mean she has emptied the shelves of Versace but that she has chosen the right outfit for keeping your eyes only on her cleavege and legs. No, she does not look trashy but she looks ready for action. So keep safe That unless you want a desperate woman for breakfast the next morning.

At a closer look in the group you will find a very bored looking woman, at her 2nd vodka martini. This is actually what you are looking for. The single and independent. She is bored by the endless dicussion upon relationships and sips absently from her drink cursing the moment she decided to waste the night in company of those sore losers. So make her night and talk to her. She is usual the most open minded and the fisrt willing to get out of that dump to a more excinting place than “Single r Us”!

In this group occasionally you will find the single and defenetely not looking. No they are not bittered. They are simply not interested. Reason: recent break up, lack of time to carry out a serios long term relationship (what man in the right mind would want something like that ) or just the fact that they are soooo tired they would rather start highschool all over again than begin dating (and we all know what pain highscool was).

So there you have the single women. How about those who have found a misfortuned soul to torture. Well its´simple. If divinity has blessed you, and cases are rare, you might have a really nice relationship where things go smoothly: she lets you see the match if you do the dishes, you go out with the guys if in the weekend you are going over to see her parents, and so on.

For those out there that divinity has decided to joke around you´re in for a big one. So brace yourselves with patience and earplugs. The flaws go as it follows.

Flaw No.1 Comparing you to the ex. Yes, you are the one for her to get over that goddamn bastard, so get used to being the cure. And for endless stories about he did things better. Or not, mind the case.

Flaw No.2 The bad break-up. Yup, in the chapter the ex add this to the list. She will complain, cry on your shoulder, wipe the floors with him and in the end go back to him. Yes, you were used and became the town deuce

Flaw No3. The Scars. In case the above scenario does not occur you´re in a for a big one. The bad break up left behind traces. So the lady is actually a damsel in the emotional distress. She is unsure on herself and on you. The past relationship has left deep scars. So she will reject you, unable to understand why are you looking her way and why is she worth something in your eyes.- She will oscilate between being with you and dumping you for the most stupid reasons possible. It will be an eternal fight, with an off button from time to time when her paranoid behaviour has to take a break. But have no fear your efforts will pay out for the next one.

Flaw No4. Gealousy She´s beautiful. She is Smart. She has that great smile that makes the night look like day. And most of all your frieds envy you, you lucky bastard you. There MUST be something wrong with this picture. If you haven´t thought so far that this perfect picture had a flaw than you deserve your fate. The moment she sees you admiring another or just talking about how nice the girl at the newstand was with you, not to mention the meeting with the ex, hell is unleashed. Scenes like not even in the most violent movies you could have imagined. Accusations flow on you worse than pouring rain, leaving no pause for defence. Don´t be a fool, such a gesture only a suicidal would do. If you want to get alive from this relationship keep it safe and pretend homosexuality otherwise check your hospital ensurance.

For you ladies out there who have not found yoursleves within these categories you must be in the exceptions. Do not feel flattered because you are not part of the happy ones. You ask yourself daily if there is not somethig wrong with you since you are still single. Men find you attractive however none has had the courage to approach you and relations have lasted very little. Do not expect an answer to the question why because I do not have one.

It is my strong belief that great women are no longer in fashion. So, if you are great looking, with a great sense of humor and with an IQ level that is above that of a common chicken I strongly recommend you to find a job that will keep you busy 24/7. Men do not belong in your life so you have to find some other pet to fill in your free time.